Did Paris Hilton Go Blind?
January 10, 2008 by Liberty Kontranowski
Filed under Fashion Miss
My Eyes! My Eyes!
Looks like Paris Hilton wasn’t kidding when she sang that dandy of a single Stars Are Blind (which, ahem, I might have downloaded off of iTunes, cough cough. Must’ve been drunk).
Not sure if her stylist took the day off or if P. Hil was feeling a little feisty or what, but I find it hard to believe that any person gifted with sight would actually venture out into the great, wide paparazzi-laden world wearing something this hideous. I mean, the chick is sporting at least four different patterns here…and we can’t even see her shoes. This is a poor, wretched excuse for an outfit and, Ms. Hilton, we expect a whole lot more out of you…like dresses with your name on them.
WTF!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
A GIRAFFE WITH A BAD WARDROBE FOR SURE. MAYBE HER NECK IS SO LONG SHE CAN’T SEE WHAT ELSE IS ON. NAW, I BET NOT.
Yeah, this was definitely not one of P. Hil’s greatest days. First off, WhoTF would even wear a giraffe print? Second, which pimp house is she working for, and third, just freaking BLECH! Game over, Paris. Move on. Puh-leeze.