Ellen Page: New It Girl; New Fashion Disaster
January 7, 2008 by Liberty Kontranowski
Filed under Actresses, Fashion Miss
Juno’s Ellen Page
Oh Lordy. With every new break-through star comes new opportunities for Fashion F***-Ups.
Case in point: Ellen Page. This is one mega-talented chick with one helluva promising movie in her back pocket (that would be Juno, for those of you just emerging from your rock). But for some reason, she couldn’t find it within herself to make an effort fashion-wise. I want to like you, Ellen, but this pic is so not giving me a good reason to. So until you prove yourself worthy of the Snarkstress Seal of Approval, I must take the opportunity to shred you. And I will do so with one brief sentence:
“Hey, Ellen! Menudo texted. They want their look back.”
See how I did that? “Texted”. Cause she’s just a wee dahling. And they don’t call people. They text their peeps. Am I in touch with that generation or what? Damn.
Okay, then. Anyway, let’s try harder next time, hm Ellen, love? You’re a big shot now. Kindly dress like one.
P.S. Call me when you turn 21, El. We’ll have drinks and I’ll gladly show you the ins and outs of fashionable dressing. Consider it my gift to your rising star. Cause I’m that giving. *mwah*
i actually kind of like this.
shes being herself and i adore her petite frame.
she is not slutty and i think she is original.
i prefer her when she is dressed down.
this outfit reminds me in juno and i love her wardrobe in that.
Yeah, i like this outfit too. I think she looks good.