Elsa Pataky and I Were Almost Friends
March 10, 2009 by The Snarkstress
Filed under Actresses, Fashion Shows, Shoes
You know, I was just starting to give up on the whole international scene of young actresses. Then I happened upon the positively stunning Elsa Pataky, looking all sparkly and sexy/demure at the Karl Lagerfeld Fall Winter 2009-2010 Ready-to-Wear collection show in Paris. I’m not sure how someone is born with such captivating almost frighteningly beautiful features, but she is “a looker” as my great uncle Bill would say.
Yes, I look at this photo and think, “You know, Elsa and I could be great friends. We clearly have the same style, I would totally let her borrow my hairspray and I’ll bet she would let me in on the secret that keeps those cheeks so rosy perfect.”
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Just as I was thinking about how we would hang out at coffee shops on the weekend and flip through fashion magazines taking quizzes about what guy we’re supposed to be with…or which Sex and The City character we are most like…I found out what Elsa had decided to put on her ankles.
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Let’s not even get me started on your outfit. The sparkle ankle warmers are the most unexpected wrong choice. Like you’re doing this just to hurt the women who wish they had such perfect skin and luminous eyes by making the most ridiculous choices that don’t even have a name. What are you a horse? Are those bell boots? Are you going for a run around the track? Why, Elsa – why?
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You have some explaining to do. To all of us. With looks like this, you are disappointing women who have to wake up to normal people imperfections all around the world.
but why so many plastic surgeries…. http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pt_IebDiH4g&feature=channel