Emmy Awards Snarkstress Style
September 18, 2007 by Liberty Kontranowski
Filed under Accessories, Actors, Actresses, Dresses, Fashion Miss, Suits
So I’m a day late recapping the Emmys. Sue me. I was over launching this hot new little blog for the Teen set, TeenStyleLounge (grab your Shirley Temple and check it out).
But I promise, my dahlings, this post will more than make up for my tardy coverage. Because here, only for YOU my dear lambies, are the Emmys done Snarkstess style. Check them out and vote for your faves. The award for the winners (er, losers)? A good ‘ol fashioned ribbing from internet users far and wide. What a beautiful gift. So let’s dim the lights, grab a drinkie and enjoy.
The Award for Handheld Cleaner Posing as a Dress
The Snarky goes to…
Vanessa Williams in Featherduster Chic
(Is this a new trend? I just ripped on Charlize for this the other week! Bleh.)
The Award for I Make Way More Money than My Dress Suggests
The Snarky goes to…
America Ferrera in Clearance Bin Couture
The Award for Someone Attacked My Dress With a Horrid 80’s Phenomenon
The Snarky goes to…
Jenna Fischer in Bow-dacious Blech
The Award for Best Use of Recycled Garbage Bags
The Snarky goes to…
Jaime Pressly in Hefty Meets Disco Ball Ready-to-Wear
And finally, for the first Ensemble Award in Snarky history:
The Award for Most Wretched Hairdos on a Set of Newlyweds
The Snarky goes to…
Mr. and Mrs. Romijn-O’Connell in Messy I Need A Goddamn Haircut (O’Connell) and I Resurrected My Aquanet and Lock-n-Rolls (Romijn)
So there you have ‘em, my lovelies. The first annual Snarky Awards. A big, fabby “Cheers!” goes out to all the winners (losers!)
Bring on the Snarkies and a glass of single malt scotch! I love it! Laughed my ass off!
Haha This was so fun to read! I was totally laughing out loud at the look on Jenna Fischer’s face — it’s like she knew that was a really ugly dress.
Too funny! And poor Jaime Pressly is so pretty, what happened!
Rachel…single malt scotch? Isn’t that a little heavy, my dear? Ha. Joking. Bring it on.
P.S. Did you lose weight? Your ass looks smaller…(get it? Because you *laughed it off*?!? Sknxxxx. Maybe I oughtta have another. Scotch, that is.)
Oh Carrie, can you just imagine that poor chick’s horror when she realized she’d be photographed in that nightmare of a dress ALL NIGHT? I wonder how many drinkies she slugged to get her though? Poor love.
Yanno, rosarita, that darn Jaime Pressly is rocking her New Mama bod. So why in the HELL didn’t she pick a more flattering dress? Looks like this one coulda been a leftover from the set of “Earl”.
P.S. Thanks for stopping by! I do so love visitors.
hilarious for sure!
I have to say it again, Snarkstress. What the hell happen to that Fairy Godmother. Obviously she hasn’t learned her lesson from the VMA’S. Plus, my dear, you have a job to do.(you do it so well too!)
I have to say, Jenna Fischer wins for me. Her dress reminds me of that hard liquer that has the gold nuggets on the bottom of the bottle. Snarkstress, I am sure you know the name?!
Silly klassy. Of course I know that drink…it’s Goldschlager, my dear. Care for a snort? Cheers!