Eva Longoria: Everyone Makes Mistakes
November 13, 2007 by Liberty Kontranowski
Filed under Actresses, Dresses, Fashion Miss, Hair
Okay, dahlings. Back to our originally scheduled snarkiness. Ahhh…feels good to be back.
The theme for today is: When Snarkstress’s Fabby Faves *uck Up. Fun, huh?
This is where I call out some of my favorite chicklets for letting me down. Making me cry. Pissing me off. It’s not often that these damsels screw up, but when they do, it seems to be big-time. Case in point:
My beloved Eva Longoria. One of the most consistently perfect-looking girlfriends on the scene. She is normally the picture of fashion and grooming excellence. But here, gah! What in the hell was she thinking when she suited up in this one? The colors are totally hidous together and chop her itty bitty body in half. Yeah, her legs look fab, but then she goes and kills the line with such dark shoes. I mean, if she had to wear this dress as a favor to the designer or something, surely she could’ve paired it with some metallic shoes, no? Cripe, I’d even take those damn dyeables over black. Same with the clutch. Ick.
Really, I don’t even like her hair all that much here. Too coiffed. The only saving grace is her makeup, but even that can’t save this disaster.
This look is definitely going on my very short list of Eva Eff-Ups. Boo, hiss.
So what to you think, dahlings? Can you deal with this, or should she trash it in a hurry? Discuss…
Good to have you back darling!
Couldn’t agree with you more! I think someone else is walking around with the other half of the dress that matches.
By the way, I was at the grocery store and standing in the checkout I came across the picture you have got to share! (Hope you can find it) Snarkstress you would have a field day–Britney in an outfit that has a see thru netted front and is black and red striped.(definitely shows the rolls and similar to the white and black stripe she should be wearing.)
I’m a big Eva fan. I’ve met her a few times and she’s always so cute, nice and such a fashion plate. But what the f?
The pink-red combination is hard to play off unless it’s in the right tones, and this definitely isn’t it.
And you are definitely right, Snarkstress about her cutting herself in half. Oh my.
I’m sure she will rebound in fine fashion, very quickly!
Hey klassy. I’ll be on the lookout for that stellar Britney photo. They’re all so gorgeous, it’s hard to imagine finding a bad one.
As if.
Hey Kori. Yeah, Eva rocks and I can’t believe you met her (well, actually I can. Sigh).
Although I’m sure she will indeed rebound in the fashion department, perhaps the next time your break bread together you could give her some shoe tips such as “If you’re going to wear a hideous dress, at least have a decent pair of shoes on, missy.”
Can do? The world thanks you in advance.