Eva Longoria’s White House Seaweed Dress
May 11, 2009 by The Snarkstress
Filed under Actresses
There were a lot of beautiful evening gowns this weekend at the White House Correspondents’ Association Dinner. Unfortunately, Eva Longoria Parker’s filmy dress was not one of the. The makeup is gorgeous, earrings lovely and if I could sneak up close to her, I bet I could finagle that diamond bangle off her wrist and into my pocket.
But the dress is not very flattering for her petite little figure. Nor is the color a good fit for her olive skin. Usually I would expect a dress like this to have a bit more shape to it. That there would be some sort of pattern out of the nonsensical application of each piece of fabric. It would just work in a way that you can’t describe or recreate. This doesn’t work. It doesn’t make sense literally or figuratively and I just fundamentally expect more from Eva, especially for events like this. Finding an evening gown to suite her cute little frame should not be difficult. Which is why this is an even greater disappointment.
Image: Splash News
