Speaking of…Nicky Hilton (ya know…the other Hilton) was talking and walking in Sunset Plaza with a terrible outfit on!  The worst part is that she was definitely trying…it’s a way-too-planned outfit that just is yuck.  I HATE the fit of the T-shirt…even though the graphic is cute, it fits like something that should be worn to the gym.  The terrible tee with the huge cardigan just somehow make her hips look enormous.  The red patent leather heels are waaay too dressy to be worn with the rest of the ensemble.

At least a few of these pieces would be cute on their own, but this girl definitely needs to hire a stylist…soon!

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It’s not just the shag carpet skirt that makes the dress horrendous…the nude color is basically the same color as the fair-skinned singer so it completely washes her out.  Someone should inform her (I guess it will have to be me…) that nude does not work for her.

The lacy platforms with velvet bows are cute, but again they just don’t look that great on her.  It’s like her feet are telling me how uncomfortable they are in those shoes and it just makes them look bad.

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I can’t exactly put my finger on it, but I just really don’t like this look for Charlize on the red carpet for the screening of The Road in Hollywood.  Usually she goes for a classic look and is STUNNING, but somehow the combination of the dark lipstick, nude eyes, and a frazzled attempt at Old Hollywood style glamour waves just are not working.  I also have a huge problem with her sandals…I fully support a tall skinny woman wearing flats, but these are waaaay too casual for her dress.

I think she knows this is not her best look because her facial expression is more silly than confident.  I’ve decided that Charlize should stick with the smoky eye.

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Anyways, the show is supposed to be the go-to on television for great fashion, but I’m a little ho hum about Audrina Patridge and Lo Bosworth’s outfits lately.  Here they are walking down the street while filming an episode…and they are basically matching!  Black leggings, long white shirt, with black jacket/vest.  How can we look to these girls for fashion advice if they dress so boring??  I think everyone I know already dresses like that.  Yawn.  Seriously I was wearing Lo’s outfit about two years ago.

At least Audrina’s hat is cute.  Try harder please or I will change the channel.

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Carrie performed at Lincoln Center for Good Morning America and had the absolute cutest outfit ever!!  I can’t even believe that this girl had to go through American Idol to become famous…I feel like she was born a star.

Can we gush for a moment about this outfit?  I just spent FOREVER trying to figure out the designer of these amazing open-toe gladiator boots and unfortunately I have not yet found the answer…I will report back when I do, of course.  She’s wearing a sparkly knit dress layered under a fitted short gray coat dress.  The lengths are perfect and the sparkly belt and the red tights are the perfect accessories.  AMAZING STYLING.

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Btw…Does anyone know who her stylist is???  I mean, someone seriously needs to be getting credit for these insane ensembles that she appears in.  Unless she is a complete fashion genius, there has got to be an entire team of behind-the-scenes folks who come up with these sick ideas…

Covering her face is definitely Lady GaGa’s “thing” so I’m not surprised to see this black lace mask with a bird’s nest wig and tiara.  She also loves no pants, so again that’s a little predictable.  I haven’t seen her with this white-painted skin before though…definitely original.

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Nick and Mariah attended a Halloween party on Oct 31 in matching angel costumes…and I have to say that Nick looks completely ridiculous!  Mariah is Mariah and there is no surprise there…that’s pretty much what she wears regardless of the occasion.  But Nick used to be such a confident cutie!  Back in his Drumline days I was totally drooling, and now he just seems like a sad little puppy dog who is just along for the ride and still has no idea how he snagged this cougar.

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Ugh and how CUTE is that little Toto-esque terrier??  I love this walking-the-dog outfit that she was wearing while walking Bess in the West Village…I really want to labor over every single Sienna styling decision.  She’s got the peacoat with one button buttoned and the popped collar, ankle-length grey skinny jeans with just the tiniest bit of ankle showing, creme-colored brogues, a fringed slouchy handbag, black Wayfarers, and a messy puffy bun.  Perfecto!

Upon closer examination (I seriously zoom in on every detail about her) I realize that her pants are folded under and not actually hemmed to the exact length…hmm, maybe I can sort of imagine that she’s a real person now and not a perfect fashion creation.  Sort of.

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On one hand, she’s super awkward, quirky, and unaffected by Hollywood glam…which is kind of endearing.  But on the other hand, we are supposed to buy that both vampire and werewolf hotties are fighting over her AND that she’s dating real-life hottie Robert Pattison in real life…which kind of makes me want more from her.  Doesn’t she seem a little too plain for that?  Shouldn’t she be the most beautiful teenage girl I’ve ever seen??  Or is it great that she wears hoodies and untied Vans and looks like a regular girl with a bad haircut walking down the street??

Here she is returning home to LA after spending months in Vancouver, BC filming the rest of the Twilight movies.  Her hair looks dreadful and she seems to have no thoughts about fashion whatsoever (clearly she doesn’t plan her outfits!!)…but is that what we like about her???

Still undecided.  But leaning towards underwhelmed.  Show me that you’re beautiful!

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I heard that she got a boob job (which unfortunately isn’t noticeable in this picture), but other than that nothing seems to have changed about her.  She still wears the exaggerated eyeliner, doesn’t seem to be eating, and has crazy hair (is that a pigtail in the back??).  I don’t even have any idea what the deal is with the glittery visor, but I’m guessing that it was an attempt to cover up her real hair since she seems to have left the house without her beehive wig.

Wow.  Winehouse is still getting stranger everyday.

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