Studio 54 of Yore
August 8, 2007 by Liberty Kontranowski
Filed under Actresses, Dresses, Fashion Miss, Shoes, Singers
Channeling Dionne?
So recently, I read a review on this Paris get-up that was…gasp!…positive. Say what? Somebody thought this looked good? OK, well, maybe back in the seventies, but now I’m just assaulted with memories of Donna Summer, Tina Turner and various other girlie girls from the Solid Gold era. Bleh.
Even if I could get past the minidress, I’m questioning why she’d chop up her gams with that thick ankle wrap on her shoes? Isn’t that in complete disagreement with “Keep the Linear Line Strong” Rule #1?!? Ms. CountyJail herself outta know that, for chrissakes!
Anyway, I am so over this chick, but in all reality, I can’t believe it took me this long to shred her. Better late than never, I ’spose.
Sure, I’ll have another Cosmo, dahling, thanks.
well at least she’s actually covered this time.
OMG, did I just say something slightly positive about Paris?
Get me that drink.. while you’re at it, give me a bottle of Tequila too. Bloody Hell.
I can see where this dress would get a somewhat positive review–compared to most of Ms. Hilton’s trashtastic sartorial choices, this isn’t bad. Even so, is it just me or did anyone else hear “Follow the Yellow Brick Road” when they saw this? Snarkstress, good call about the killer-gam-killing shoes, too.
I think she looks like she’s put on weight. Which believe me is a big compliment. I hope it’s not trick photography — these stars… “stars?” These people in the limelight are all way too skinny.