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Has Katie Holmes Given Up On Life?

April 14, 2009 by The Snarkstress  
Filed under Actresses

Usually, I will give young moms a lot of leeway when it comes to clothing. Sure, you’ve just had a kid, you’re tired, you’ve not slept in months, and your number one concern is finding a shirt that doesn’t have spit up on it. Totally understand (though not first hand – lord, no.).

But this has gone on far enough with Katie Holmes. Denim shorts? Plaid shirt? Horrible cankle inducing gladiator sandals. Dear Katie, you can do so much better than this. Your outfit, plus every pair of ‘boyfriend jeans’ you own – they are HORRIBLE – must be ripped up and never seen again. It’s not hard to do casual right. But this whole look, in combination with your sallow complexion and scruffy haircut is just a disaster.

While I would hate to break this down to net worth, you are not fooling anyone. We know you can afford a decent stylist, Katie. So make it happen. Stop torturing me with tomboy concoctions like this one and find a shirt that fits and pants that flatter.

Image: Splash News

Image: Splash News

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