Helena Bonham Carter Needs A Hairbrush
July 9, 2009 by The Snarkstress
Filed under Actresses
A hairbrush. A stylist. A little gremlin that goes through her closet and purges it of items like clunky Mary Janes.
These are all things Helena Bonham Carter could use.
Is there ever a reason why a grown woman should wear pink socks and Mary Janes? Even for a casual day of shopping? Alas, no. It’s never a good decision, darling Helena…and neither are the little hair accessories sticking out of that pile of knots and tangles.
You are a talented actress. Accomplished, recognized, and hilariously funny at times. Which makes it all the more disappointing to see your perpetual state of disheveledness all the more perplexing, Helena.
Image: Splash News
Actually, I find her disheveled-ness quite endearing
No No No! This woman, this Bonham Carter is a pillar of confidence and strength. There are Alot of men who drool over her because of her, “Busy Maiden” and sometimes gothic looks. What she needs is a equally eccentric man who will match her wonderful display of self confidence and gift to be different. I mean come on, she’s so Goddamn gorgeous she doesn’t have to be normal. Believe it or not, ive seen her in worse and its still empowering. In a society such as this modern age, she dresses with a freedom that is so wild and kinky, which makes her even more attractive to people. This woman, this Helena Bonham Carter is my new Hero.