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Tuesday, November 24th, 2009

Snarkstress

Hi, I’m Tom. And I’m Fourteen.

Tom Cruise
Can I See Some ID, Please?

Well, I knew that the couch-jumping exercise regimen did a body good, but jeez, has Tom somehow figured out how to completely reverse the hands of time? I mean, with this Beatle-ish outfit, the bowl-esque cut, and the sunnies to hide those, uh, fine lines, Tommy’s looking like quite the young chap here. I’m not sure if this is a good thing or bad.

I’m feeling kind of indifferent about this one. Maybe he’ll be spared a Shred a la Snarkstress today. He looks weird, but maybe in a good way. Still, I need some sort of blue martini to help me make up my mind. Any suggestions?

P.S. Can I get a collective “Awwww” on Suri’s Burberry dress and matching red shoes from the house? Sweet.

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Comments

7 Responses to “Hi, I’m Tom. And I’m Fourteen.”
  1. Rachel Mork says:

    Suri is a dollie in that dress! And Katie looks good, even when she’s not made up, the sweetheart.

  2. Liberty says:

    Yeah, isn’t she presh? They almost look like a normal family here. Oh, ‘cept for that private chopper in the background…

  3. dexie says:

    Maybe it’s for a movie?

    Love how Katie put red shoes on Suri. That girl is soooo adorable and such a fashionista :)

  4. Jennifer says:

    Why do they all have the same hair. Explain that one.

  5. Schadenfreude says:

    I don’t know, I can’t get past the ‘do. It’s too “I’m Suri’s playmate” and not enough “I’m her Dad.”

    Oh, and I know a place called Tiffany’s where you can get a blue martini . . .

  6. Liberty says:

    Why, Schadenfreude…how perceptive of you. I think I’ll check this Tiffany’s place out…care to meet me there?

  7. Liberty says:

    @ Dexie – Yes, little Suri is rockin’ the red shoes, isn’t she? Might be a trend worthy of reporting you-know-where, eh?

    @ Jennifer – They DO have the same hair, and it’s “wigging” me out! HA! Actually, I think they all really look alike in a lot of ways. Creepy.

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