Holly Montag Tries To Evoke Early Madonna
June 2, 2009 by The Snarkstress
Filed under Reality Nitwits
Oh Heidi’s sister…you’ve made some bad decisions here. Fine, sure, cross the line between “non-reality TV show family member who just happens to show up in a few episodes” to “yes, I’m a full out reality TV show character, bow down, don’t you like my hair?”.
No, I don’t like your hair, Holly. I don’t like your hair, or this outfit. I don’t even like the makeup. This whole take on 80s Like A Virgin Madonna isn’t working for you or sitting well with me.
Ultimately, might have been able to pass the ensemble off as merely lame, but the way those pants are poofing out around your feet is making it look as though you are twenty pounds heavier than your obviously small frame might otherwise suggest. Maybe with skinny jeans the blazer and layers of necklaces might work better, but right now the pants are killing everything that might have any glimmer of potential.
Too bad. I have a feeling by the time you figure out this whole Hollywood schtik, I will have probably forgotten your name completely.
Image: Bauer Griffin
