Hollywood’s Giant Head Syndrome
November 28, 2007 by Liberty Kontranowski
Filed under Actresses
Okay, dahlings. Just WTF is going on in Hollywood these days? Now, I’ve heard that the milk of today is causing girl’s boobies to be larger and people to be taller. But what explanation can science offer for the gigantic heads that seem to be sprouting up on otherwise itty-bitty chicklets. Here, see for yourself:
Kate Bosworth: Odd dress, godawful hairdo, giant head.
Keira Knightley: Stunning dress, sky-high heels, giant head.
Amy Adams: Drool-worthy hair, flawless makeup, giant head.
And, of course, this one, which spurred a flurry of debate once already.
So whaddya think, dahlings? What is causing the mutant malformation of these otherwise pretty girls? I’m at a loss here. Which is a good excuse to grab a drink (as is any excuse). I’ll make us a pitcher of Sangria while you discuss…
DOESN’T BEING FAMOUS USUALLY MEAN “BIG HEAD” ANYWAY?? BETTER MAKE ANOTHER PITCHER GIRLIE, I’M IN THE DRINKIN’ MODE TONIGHT!!!!!
Ha, I like the “big head” pun. It is odd, but I think it’s more a matter of camera angles in this case. Anyway, both Amy and Keira look absolutely stunning, so who cares about their head size?
It’s the pressure to be small, tiny, thin. In comparison, their heads look big.
YES, I DO AGREE TOO. IT IS DEFINITELY THE CAMERA ANGLE AND COMPUTER EDITING THESE DAYS. TOO BAD THE EDITING CAN’T DO PERSONALITIES?!
it’s a combination of camera angles, body angles. and a weight loss after mostly full growth. so their head is big but their body is small.
What about Tori Spelling. No camera angle there. She really has a gigantic head.