How to Make Your Legs Look Like Sausages, by Michelle Trachtenberg
June 5, 2008 by Liberty Kontranowski
Filed under Actresses, Dresses, Fashion Miss
Hoping to make your svelte stems resemble a bratwurst? Take a cue from Michelle Trachtenberg.
So you’ve worked hard at the gym, squatting and lunging your way to the most fabulous stems around. But you just wouldn’t feel complete unless said stems look like processed meat? Well, have we got the role model for you.
Step 1 in the Michelle Trachtenberg Sausage Leg Plan: Wear a bufugly dress, full of shine and a hideous pattern. Next, make sure the hemline of the bufugly dress falls right at the thickest part of your calf. Next, stand “just so”, so that your legs intermingle and seem to form one giant stump of a leg.
There you go. Easy as pie, dahlings. Now, go make that Sausage Magic happen!
Thanks, Michelle, for your great tips. *mwah*
Image used with permission from splashnewsonline.com
