How To Make Yourself Look WAY Bigger than You Are, By: Jessica Simpson
September 10, 2008 by Liberty Kontranowski
Filed under Actresses, Dresses, Fashion Miss, Hair, Make Up, Singers
Jessica Simpson on GMA
Gawd bless Jessica Simpson for getting her yee-hawing buns out on the concert circuit (here, performing live on Good Morning America), but holy hell. Who dressed this girl? She looks more like she’s about to slip on some wooden clogs or something, rather than cowboy boots. And the top? Gah! Talk about a horrible fit! I’m all for showing off The Girls you know, but here the cut of this wretched blouse-thingy is just plain wrong.
I’m aghast that someone who is looking to make a name for herself in a whole other genre than what’s she’s already famous for would not put her best foot forward. We all know that those country girls can be hot, hot, hot (right, Carrie?) and it’s not necessary to pull out the ugliest dress in history to be remembered. Nor is it necessary to wear the sheerest makeup around, so it looks like you didn’t even bother. Sheesh.
I’m not nearly a country gal, Jess, but I’m still rootin’ fer ya. But you’ll need to do a little bit better, fashion-wise though, mm-kay? Thanks.
Image used with permission from splashnewsonline.com
I’m recusing myself on the grounds that I hate that woman with the power of a million blazing suns, and might say something that will harm future generations of my offspring.
YUUUUUUUUUUUUCCCCCCCCCKKKKKKKKKKKK!
Sorry – had to just let that one teeny bit out…
I would like to know who is giving the 1 star ratings
Come out and play!