I Just Simply Don’t Get this Look on Nicole Kidman…
February 20, 2008 by Liberty Kontranowski
Filed under Actresses, Baby Bumps, Dresses, Fashion Miss
(Photo had to be removed. My apologies.)
For years I hated Nicole Kidman. She was married to my would-be husband, Tom Cruise, after all (oh c’mon, dahlings. You know you were all warm for his form back in the Top Gun/Cocktail days, too - don’t play coy with me!) But once Tom and Nic split, I started to like Nic a tad. Then a little more and a little more, until suddenly, I kind of dug her. I still do, I s’pose.
So it kind of pains me to scream this from the top of my snarky lungs, but I’ll do it anyway: What in the hell were you thinking when you slipped this on, bi-yatch? There.
Now, here we have a gorgeous lady, in the beginning stages of Baby Bump euphoria, and she dresses in something like this? I mean, come on! Where is the justice here? This weird-ass frock does nothing for her, and it totally takes away from her pregnancy “Awwwww!” factor.
Good Gawd, I pray this was just a minor slip-up. I pray that she goes back to wearing dresses that don’t resemble a throw-back to her Moulin Rouge days. Please, Nic, trash this thing and get it back to good, pronto!
The Snarkstress
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