Is Mary-Kate’s Look a Trick or a Treat?
October 25, 2007 by Liberty Kontranowski
Filed under Actresses, Dresses, Fashion Miss
Gawd dahlings, I am sooo over this look for Ms. Twinny-Twin. Someone get the girl a brush! A non-bag-like dress! Some eye makeup remover! A smile!
If she’s on her way to some creepfest, cool. If not, my suggestion is to leave the Elvira-in-Training look behind. She’s so young and potentially cute…if only someone could convince Mary-Kate to embrace the freshness that is youth. Gah.
What a fun day it will be when she sits down with a scrapbook of all these hideous photos. I can just hear her now, “Damn! What the f*** was I thinking? I mean, really. What. The. F***?” Yep, MK, we wonder that, too.

































Lucky for her it’s Hollywood 2007 and not Salem, MA 1692 or she’d be at the mercy of more than just the Snarkstress.