Jack White’s Awful Triangle Head
June 20, 2009 by The Snarkstress
Filed under Musicians
Curlyhaired girls all over the world know what I’m talking about when I say Jack White has a serious case of Triangle Head at the “It Might Get Loud” Premiere in Los Angeles.
Remember Cathy? The annoying comic strip that starred a girl with a single frumpy outfit and a bad case of the frizzies? Cathy had Triangle Head.
You see, when curls aren’t properly shaped and cared for, they hate you. They will do everything they can to make your world a miserable place and cause people to laugh and stare when they walk by you on the street.
Image: INF
I can’t tell, nor do I really care, if Jack White has any idea how awful his hair looks (or, for that matter how horribly pasty and sallow his skin is) but it would do him some good to get that ugly mop shaped and properly conditioned.
No one should resemble a bad comic strip.
Image: Bauer Griffin
