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Tuesday, November 24th, 2009

Snarkstress

Jessica Alba: A Vision in White

God bless Jessica Alba. I have not had one snarky thing to say about her pregnant ass yet. She’s consistently gorgeous, enveloping her pretty little bump in a very classy way, yet still managing to look oh-so-stylish and inspired.

This dress though, dahlings…this dress is my favorite one yet. With her coloring, Jess looks captivating in white, always. Add to that the gorgeous detail around the bust line, the fabulous earrings, and the subtle (or not-so-subtle) showing-off of The Girls, and this be One Hot Mama.

Makes me almost want to get preggers again, just so I could see if I can outdo her pre-momma sexay-ness. Bet I could. But then I’d have to quit drinking and you know me and my Mimosas. And Mojitos. And Cosmos. And Margaritas. And Lava Flows. And…

Uh, maybe I’d better just leave the bump-lovin’ to Jess, eh?

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