Jessica Biel: Workin’ 9 to 5?
August 8, 2008 by Liberty Kontranowski
Filed under Actresses, Dresses, Fashion Miss, Hair, Shoes
Look Everyone! It’s…Zzzzzz….Jessica Biel.
Um, just WTF is going on with Jessica Biel? Good Gawd, dahlings, girlfriend looks like she just slipped out from behind the desk of a temp agency, no? This is so not up to Justin Timberlake standards. Perhaps he needs to remind his lady to bring the sexyback already!
While I’m particularly disturbed by the pumps, I am just aghast at the overall “blah-ness” of this look. Even her hair and makeup are snooze-inducing. In fact, I’m pretty sure I just nodded off…so sorry.
We know this girl can do better. We’ve seen it. But in this instance, I’d take even Cameron’s wacky style over this. And that’s saying a lot.
Happy Fridays, dahlings! *mwah*
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I worked at a temp agency for a while and they’d have never let me wear a sleeveless dress, with or without that much cleavage.
Maybe Jessica should start working with Justin’s fashion stylist.