Jessica Simpson Gives New Meaning to the Term ‘Painted On’
It’s been a while since we’ve chatted about Jessica Simpson, dahlings, but when I saw her wearing some starving artist’s painting canvas, I could hardly resist.
Seriously, this either looks like a painting which has been crafted into an ill-fitting tube dress, or the interior fabric of a cruise ship sofa, also crafted into an ill-fitting tube dress. Gah!
All in all, not loving this look, Jess. Beeeeep. Please. Try. Again.
Image: Newscom
She’s STILL wearing this? How funny – i was sure this would be an old post. She wore the hell out of this thing 2 years ago, maybe? She was photo’d in it once, and i thought “Well, someone will tell her that was a baaad idea, and she won’t wear it again”. But eww, it has re-emerged! And the shoes are just….
Oh. Dear.
I like the maxi dress trend, but she should try something a little more free – flowing. And one that doesn’t so much remind me that i need to clean the aquarium. (Although, hey, thanks for that!)