Jessica Simpson Out on the Town: Hot or Not?
July 25, 2008 by Liberty Kontranowski
Filed under Actresses, Dresses, Fashion Hit, Fashion Miss, Hair, Shoes, Singers
Jessica Simpson out in NYC
Here’s our girl, Jessica Simpson, out and about with her attached-at-the-hip hairdresser, Ken Paves, in tow in NYC. Here’s my take on Jess:
I love her hair. It’s full, healthy and fab. Guess there is some benefit to having a hair stylist as your BFF, no?
As for the clothes…um, the dress. Is it ill-fitting? I dunno. Where is her cleavage?!? Gawd knows this girl’s claim to fame is her other-worldly rack, so where the hell is it? It’s non-existent with that dress on.
Then I think I might like the frock’s fabric, but maybe not. Is it a smidge on the order of a Hefty trashbag? Maybe so.
The shoes? Hmmm…Not sure I’m in love with those either.
Oh hell. I can’t make up my mind on anything. You can tell it’s Friday, that’s fer damn sure.
Okay, dahlings. It’s all up to you. What say you about J. Simp’s garb? You likey or does she receive a hearty “Oh hail no!” from you? Leave your comments below. And remember, it’s the freakin’ weekend. Let ‘er rip…
Image used with permission from splashnewsonline
Ick Ick Ick. And her music sucks.
her tits are sagging in this pic (at leas thats what I’m seeing)
gross. the dress does not fit, the shoes look cheap, and forgetting a quench of lipstick makes her look like the undead. so much money, so less taste…
thumbs down, definitely!
Did anyone notice that her feet are trying to escape through the front of her shoes? As for the dress, its a brilliant example of evening wear gone house dress.
The trash bag is indeed too big, as are the shoes. Her bra, or lack of one, is obv not big enough!
Was there a contest? “Make A Dress Out Of A Hefty Bag”? Cause if there were, then – GOOD JOB! But if that’s an actual dress? Then I gotta give it an
eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeyuck!
(and her right side is a Wardrobe Malfunction waiting to happen! Yikes!)