Jessica Simpson Rocks the Glam Look
October 29, 2008 by Liberty Kontranowski
Filed under Actresses, Dresses, Fashion Hit, Hair, Make Up, Shoes
Jessica Simpson Out in NYC
I know so many of y’all hate on poor Jessica Simpson, but as daffy as she is, I still mostly dig her. And I especially love when she ditches the hideous racing gear and country bumpkin threads in exchange for glamming her bad self out.
Love her or hate her, you must admit the girl’s a stunner here. Looks like she got her hair did and her makeup is nothing short of fab. She’s even got the pouty lip thang going. Add to it the sexy peep-toes, slinky dress and wrap and you’ve got one hot tamale. Mama Snarkstress totally approves. This is a look Jess should stick with, for sure. Agreed?
Image used with permission from splashnewsonline.com
This almost cheered me up after seeing the Maggie Monstrosity until I realized Jessica is in the same fur. Boo!
But my first reaction was “Ha! ahhahahah!!” What IS that? Is it a poncho? With…. racing stripes? Did Adidas make that? And do I want to know what’s under the grey thing? And what’s up with the lips? Stop having them blown up, Jess. Your real ones are perfectly fine!!
OK, I’m definitely cheered up now. That is some wacky wackiness. Oh – and you cracked me up to pieces by writing that she “got her hair *did*” – my bro and I say that to be silly