Jessica Simpson Sports Daisy Dukes and Carries Around a Dead Body
August 13, 2008 by Liberty Kontranowski
Filed under Actresses, Fashion Hit, Fashion Miss, Hair, Make Up, Singers
Look at Jessica Simpson, bustin’ out the Daisy Dukes again. She must be longing for those controversial Dukes of Hazzard days, eh? (Does anyone else miss Jess and Nick together, or is it just moi?) Regardless, her stems can pull these short little ditties off, so why the hell not?
The thing I’m concerned about, however, is the gargantuan bag. She carries these around, like, always. Just what is she hiding in there? A dead body? Her ever-present hairstylist/bff Ken Paves? A photo album from the Newlyweds: Nick and Jessica days? Or maybe she’s just using those mega-bags to hide behind? I dunno. But whatever, I am seriously over these mongo things (and have been for ages. Sigh.)
On the plus side, Jess’s hair looks stellar and her makeup is amazingly perfect. I won’t be shy about admitting that some girls just look better all fussed up. Jess is one.
Hmmm. Maybe Ken Paves is in that bag, after all…
Image used with permission from splashnewsonline.com
Her hair DOES look amazing here. But I still can’t stand her.
Her hair is made in a factory, so it should look perfect
The real stuff is maybe to her shoulders now? The rest is extensions. Blech.
When i was growing up, shorts and heels was considered a Hookers Only look – not that i knew any actual hookers, i’m a good Methodist Oklahoman
Probably saw them on TV.
But the thing that really bothers me is that here she is *again* trying to convince the world she’s something she’s not, just by changing her hair colour, her clothes… one doesn’t become a country singer by wearing cut – offs. Sorry Jess! Take a cue from Faith Hill (most of the time!) and stop wearing what really amounts to a costume.
Sorry that sounded mean. I am just tired to the point of exhaustion of this woman. There are so many people deserving of record deals, roles in films – people with real talent – she just lowers the bar. It bums me out.
My $0.02
amy lynn
Okay, dahlings, I’m getting the feeling Jess isn’t getting as much love from y’all as she gets from me.
Is she ditzy? Hell yeah! Is she talented? Um, a smidge. Do others deserve her fame? Of course. But there is something alluring about her. She’s so vulnerable. I truly adored her and Nick together and I feel kind of bad for her that she’s so brainwashed by Daddy Dearest. I think this girl is yet to find her identity, and maybe that’s why I still hold out hope for her.
Holy shit…I sounded kind of compassionate for a minute there. *shudder* Jeezus, someone get me a drink, ASAP!!
I know i should feel bad about the amount of ick i feel for this woman – but i just can’t. I do agree with your Daddy Dearest comment! That guy is scary! I guess we should all be grateful that he didn’t start a cult (wait… or did he….? Hmmm….!), or run for President.
I have a feeling he has a glassy- eyed robot army in a bunker somewhere. And when he unleases them, all the duct tape and gas masks in the world won’t save us!!
al
unleashes, even. arrgh.