Jessica Simpson, Was Ken Paves Off Duty?
August 7, 2009 by The Snarkstress
Filed under Singers
Oh, Jessica Simpson. With a friend like Ken Paves, you would think that your hair would always look good.And usually it does. But these lackluster locks are a disgrace to the entire fake hair brand the two of you created.
But worse than the hair, darling Jess, is the dress. Honey, you have one heck of a chest. I thoroughly commend you for your curvy shape and ample bosom. But this neckline is making you look like one heck of a trampy hillbilly.
Are you trying to hurt Ken Paves’ feelings on his birthday? Do you even realize how unflattering this whole look is?
I hope so, Jess. You’re a free agent now – put on a minidress that actually flatters your figure and come up with a better solution for the greasy mop on your head.
Image: Fame Pictures
Image: Fame Pictures
