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Joan Allen’s Plastic Face & Sloppy Sweater

March 20, 2009 by The Snarkstress  
Filed under Actresses

If you are obviously spending such time and money ensuring your face does not look like it’s aged a day over four years old with whatever potions, treatments and medical advancements available to create such a plastic facade…

Then one would at least expect the same attention and obsessive care to go into said person’s attire.

However, it would appear Joan Allen, shown here outside The Today Show, has gone to great lengths to try to preserve her youth, but somehow has left any trace of style at the door. Are you going to a talk show, or picking up the dry cleaning, Joan?

Image: Splash News

Image: Splash News

Allow your face to wrinkle a little bit and find a sweater that fits. The sloppy wax statue look isn’t working.

Image: Splash News

Image: Splash News

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