Jordan “Reveals” Her Kid’s Equestrian Line
March 23, 2009 by The Snarkstress
Filed under Designers
Oh, dear.
Who is this vision in dark blue almost purple velour? What is it that makes her eyes sparkle so…is it the turquoise eyeliner? The slightly shimmery powder on her cheeks? The glow of millions in the bank?
Here is Britain’s own Katie Price (aka Jordan) doing what she does best…looking shamelessly tramp-y sexy and getting paid to do so.
But what is this event that she has dressed up for? Stripper convention? A hot new nightclub with pony shaped tables for resting a cocktail?
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Sadly…no.
Darling Jordan has launched a clothing line. An equestrian clothing line. A children’s equestrian clothing line.
Yes, those would be actual children and ponies paired up with Ms. Price. Approximately the same amount of fabric was used to create Katie’s outfit and dress a six year old.
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Is there a particular reason that one can’t cover up and at least wear the kind of brightly colored track suit that would be suitable for young riding students? Parents of horse obsessed children across Britain must be crossing their fingers and praying over their fish and chips that Jordan’s outfit isn’t part of the actual line.
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How uncomfortable is this whole scene? The children and their little ponies looking as wholesome as can be…while the sexpot creator puts on a show in the center of the room? I’m not sure where my eyes should look.
And neither are these little girls.
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I think I speak for British parents, horrified little girls, and scandalized ponies everywhere when I say Jordan, put your clothes on before you start promoting a clothing line for adolescents. It really is the absolute very least you could do.
The whole Jordan equestrian thing is so…so…tacky! Come on who in their right mind would buy her line – it is trashy and cheap – just like her! I think she should go back to being a topless model and leave fashion design alone!