Kate Bosworth in “May I Take Your Order?” Couture
October 23, 2007 by Liberty Kontranowski
Filed under Actresses, Fashion Miss, Hair
Pardon me for a moment as I go puke my eyeballs bloodshot. What in the hell is such a perty little thang doing dressing up like some waiter dude? Okay, I get that menswear is supposed to be some trend, but goddamn, where have all the stilettos gone? Now that is a ass-kickin’ look for ladies, not this menswear bullshit. In my opinion, dude clothes should be left to the dudes, just as chick clothes should be kept to chicks (and the occasional drag queen if s/he wears them right).
Please, Kate’s stylist, please return us to our Girly Girl. This clothing choice, along with the god-awful pulled back hairdo that makes her ears resemble Mrs. Potatohead’s, is plain hideous. Dresses. Dresses and stilettos. Peeptoes, slingbacks, skirts…these are the pinnings of a lady. Well, that and an aptly-made Long Island.
The stylist is sending her a message: Kate, it’s OK to eat more than once every two days. The outfit is her reminder to ingest food.
Is that what it is? Hmmm…that’s very insightful, Jodie. Maybe you’re on to something.
Somehow I’m craving a burger and some jalepeno poppers (washed down with a margarita, of course). ‘Scuse me, dahlings…
But Rexi Bonesworth NEVER looks good. It doesn’t matter if its a dress or jeans or anything else. She is plain and overrated and has less acting talent than a fruit basket.
What on earth are you guys thinking? Kate looks absolutely stunning there! I think it’s because you’re jealous of her having such a face to pull off this look. You know, this outfit doesn’t work on many people, but for Kate, it does!
And what’s supposed to be the “girly girl”. Why couldn’t any women on earth wear men’s clothes better than the men do? What more important is that Kate looks like a girl here! A very beautiful girl!