Katie Holmes: Leave the Past in the Past, My Dear
September 19, 2008 by Liberty Kontranowski
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Katie Holmes, Katie Holmes. Where Did You Go?!?
Once upon a time, Katie Holmes was fashionable. She was one of the Snarkstress’s Top Style Icons, for chrissake.
And then…
And then she started wearing shirts that look like picnic tablecloths and cuffing the ankles of her baggy-ass jeans into French rolls. *shudder* Can I get a “What the f*** from the congregation?!?”
Seriously, Kate. At one point we were wondering if you were teetering on the verge of “matronly”. Now you’re giving us flashbacks of our junior high days. Ack! Can we not strike a happy medium here, dahling?
Oy. I guess that’s what the theater will do to you. At least Suri’s still stylish. For now.
Image used with permission from splashnewsonline.com
I think that’s her husband’s old jeans.