Katie Price’s Power Is Out And Mirrors Gone
July 29, 2009 by The Snarkstress
Filed under Singers
What on earth is happening here, Katie Price? I’ve given you a lot of slack lately considering how much you’ve got going on in your life and how bad your sense of style has always been. It took a lot of time and effort, but I’ve forgiven you (mostly) for the equestrian clothing photoshoot travesty and do hope you’ve learned your lesson about how not to get out of a car when paparazzi are around.
But today is a new day, Katie…and this is ten steps back from slutty and teetering on full out catastrophe right here. You look like you’re doing the walk of shame after a late night out that ended with red wine on your blouse and blisters on your feet. Which then would explain why your skirt is so billowy while the shirt and shoes couldn’t be more out of place. If indeed you were simply going with what was laying around the couch you crashed on after passing out, well then…by all means walk the walk of shame with your head held high. But if instead this outfit took more than a milisecond of planning…
Well then, I’m beyond just a wee bit concerned.

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