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Keri Hilson Takes A Trip Down 80s Lane

July 15, 2009 by The Snarkstress  
Filed under Singers

Okay…Keri you and I don’t cross paths very often but it seems like every single time I glance over at a picture of you…the outfit you are sporting offends me. Yellow pants? Really? Who told you that was a good idea? Liars.

As for your earrings – great idea, poor execution. Sweetie, those look like a crafting project from the second grade. At least find a pair of earrings with an Africa silhouette that don’t look heavy enough to fall right out of your earlobes at any moment.

Finally, your silver jacket. Brutal, Keri…just brutal. Based on that and the rest of your heinous accessories, I suppose I’ll have to assume you do in fact shop at Wet Seal for a night out on the town. Given that you’re old enough to drink and supposedly have a successful singing career ahead of you, that’s probably the most disappointing part of it all.

Keri Hilson

Image: Flynet

Keri Hilson

Image: Flynet

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2 Responses to “Keri Hilson Takes A Trip Down 80s Lane”
  1. Ruby says:

    Ugh. Those pants hurt my feelings.

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