Kim Cattrall’s Beachy-Keen Catastrophe
January 11, 2008 by Liberty Kontranowski
Filed under Accessories, Actresses, Beach Wear, Fashion Miss
Not Sexy Nor City
Well now here’s beach attire you don’t see every day – thank Gawd! Kim Cattrall is looking about as far from “Sexy” and “City” as one chick can get. The problem here is that I cannot decide which I hate most:
- The super high-waisted Granny briefs
- The saggy Girls
- The long-ass white coat
- The Uggs
- The turquoise shades
The worst part? Evidently this pic was taken while Kim was doing a photo shoot, which leads me to wonder what in the hell kind of publication would think this is an attractive suit on this woman? Gah! I’m all for older chicks rocking out a two-piece, but she has to do it well, yanno? Otherwise, it’s just flat-out embarrassing to everyone.
So let’s pray this photo spread doesn’t show up to assault our eyes any further, okay? Okay. Now, back to Happy Hour (where you may choose to throw a dash of lemon juice in your eyes to cleanse them from this image).
Cheers!
THE UGGS ARE TRENDY, LONG WHITE COAT IS IN–BUT THESE THINGS ARE NOT IN ON A SANDY BEACH WITH A BIKINI. MAYBE SHE HAS BEEN AT HAPPY HOUR EARLY AND HAS HER BEER GLASSES ON?
I KNOW WHERE I AM GOING! SEE YA!
Gawd, klassy, I wish that were true. But I read she was at a photo shoot, which makes me want to wretch in my Bloody Mary. Lord help any woman who buys a mag and finds that photo spread inside…
Just a guess, but . . . colder at the beach than expected? Coat comes off when lens cap comes off? Dunno what to say about the Uggs, though.