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Kristen Stewart Is A Festival of Sloppy

June 2, 2009 by The Snarkstress  
Filed under Actresses

I can’t resist…it’s just too easy. Twilight’s Kristen Stewart looks like the poster child for hot mess Hollywood trainwrecks and yet there are actually young fans that are defending her..? Give your head a shake, girls. There is no excuse, twisted ankle or not for this kind of devastatingly poor display of red carpet etiquette.

Ballet flats. Those would have worked. A hair brush. That might have been a good idea. Basically if she just eliminated every single aspect of this outfit and started from scratch (with the guidance of a trained professional – you know, one of those people they call “stylists”) then maybe Kristen wouldn’t have looked like a junkie that mistakenly stumbled onto the red carpet while looking for her next fix.

You’re a lovely young girl, Kristen. All the potential in the world. Do yourself a favor and wait until you’re 21 before you try to dress yourself for a public appearance again.

Image: Bauer Griffin

Image: Bauer Griffin

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3 Responses to “Kristen Stewart Is A Festival of Sloppy”
  1. Laial says:

    I think the converse look awesome, just not for the red carpet. There’s nothing wrong with the dress and the hair, she looks ruffled and sexy and generally Kristen.

    Love it.

  2. alice says:

    i love her style!
    back off!
    it totally suits her personality tbff.
    shes gorgeous!

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