Lindsay Lohan Can Look Cheap In All Black
July 13, 2009 by The Snarkstress
Filed under Actresses
Are we ever going to see Lindsay Lohan look like anything more than a washed up trainwreck of a former child star? I mean really…is there anything to salvage at this point…because if not, can we please get the paparazzi to pay attention to someone else who isn’t so predictably sloppy looking. Now.
In theory, there are elements of a decent outfit here. Hard to go wrong with aviators, and I’m sure the black dress would look alright if it wasn’t making her look like a coat rack. The shoes…well, I can’t stand them, though I’m sure many will disagree with me. Fringe around the ankles is just cruel unless you have issues with food, thereby causing your legs to look like veiny toothpicks.
I just want to see the chipper little darling from The Parent Trap reinvent herself into something half decent and noteworthy again. Is that too much to ask, Lindsay? Is it?
Image: Lindsay Lohan
I think she looks great in all black!