Lindsay Price, Where Have You Been?
August 12, 2009 by The Snarkstress
Filed under Actresses
Oh, Lindsay Price how I have missed you! Even though things didn’t really pan out with Lipstick Jungle and they had to cancel it before you really got to properly complete that story arc with the rich (but kind of geeky looking, let’s be honest, you could do better) gazillionaire who couldn’t quite commit but bought you so many amazing things that you actually refused the body form that was used by Coco Chanel.
Anywho…I digress.
If I could just focus on your perfect smile and shiny hair, this would be a joyous reunion. But unfortunately you have chosen a dress that looks as though it was designed by a grandmother who has a puffy paint fetish. The stones and coller details…the overly uniform hemline that makes me a bit queasy…it’s all too much.
Maybe you’re feeling a bit rusty about this whole red carpet thing but let’s just make it clear right now that anything resembling puffy paint should be avoided. I do hope from now on we’ll start to see you looking like you’re perfect self once more on such occasions, darling.
Image: Bauer Griffin
