Lynn Collins Tries A Top Hat On For Size
June 13, 2009 by The Snarkstress
Filed under Actresses
I have absolutely no patience for otherwise well put together actresses who try to accessorize with trends that haven’t been hot since Guns N’ Roses were big. Lynn Collins destroys all that is cute about her lavender dress (and to be honest, it’s kind of boring and plain – but boring and plain is a whole lot better than laughable) with a top hat that only Slash could pull off.
Do you hear me, Lynn? Slash. Not you, not your pretty little actress friends…a rock star who was once legally dead for two minutes from a drug overdose is the only person who can respectably put on a top hat and not expect to see a room full of people snickering and rolling their eyes.
Put the top hat away and carry on.
Image: Bauer Griffin
If you can’t get an authentic vintage silk top hat 1890-1920 with 6inch bell curve crown, don’t get one at all. You look like an idiot in it wearing anything other than a morning suit or frock coat. Top hats are not for womens fashion.