Mariah Carey’s Having a Major Blah Moment…Zzzzzzz!
October 5, 2008 by Liberty Kontranowski
Filed under Accessories, Dresses, Fashion Miss, Singers
Yanno, dahlings, for the first time in a loooong time, I can’t find a single good thing to say about Mariah Carey’s look. Well, in this instance anyway.
Sure, I could blather on about how happy and fulfilled she looks, but since I have no interest in inducing a ralph session for all of you, I’ll stay away from the hearts and flowers. You’re welcome.
The problem here is that I think we’ve all been predisposed to the mega-flashy Mariah of late, and this sure as hell doesn’t measure up. First off, there’s not nearly as much skin as we’re used to. All I can assume is that she must have some majorly freaky rash to have covered up those stems like she did. I can’t remember the last time she wore a skirt or dress with hosiery. Seriously.
Next, where the flip are her accessories? Good Gawd, she needs a damn necklace or bling on the ‘ol upper body. Sheesh. (Since I just bought some similar, I do dig the nail polish, however.)
Finally, what happened to the power of some fabulous makeup? Give the woman some lips, already. If you’re going to be blah everywhere else, please, please, please put on a decent pair of lips. Gawd.
All in all, I am left halfway asleep here. This just ain’t the Mariah we’s all used to, yanno?
Yanno?
Image used with permission from splashnewsonline.com
