Miley Doesn’t Support “The Girls”
February 28, 2009 by The Snarkstress
Filed under Actresses
Miley. Miley, Miley, Miley…I feel like somewhere along the way you forgot that being 16 is a one year deal. And even though you’re surrounded by paparazzi while you’re trying to impress your older boyfriend by jogging down the street…there is one thing you should always have with you -
A bra.
See, you know how great it is to be young and not have to worry about these things? That’s temporary. And unless you think the ladies sagging down to your knees when you’re 31 is attractive, I suggest you save the running for when you’re doing a better job supporting what your mama gave you.
Image: Splash News
While we’re on the topic of your attire…
The cutoff jean shorts are heinous. I can’t forgive you for these. Don’t you remember what happened to Britney after she hooked up with Kevin Federline? She was wearing outfits like this, eating cheetos and having babies. Bad decisions, Miley.
I suggest you go home, put on a real pair of pants, find a shirt that doesn’t droop down to your naval and take Justin to the movies like a normal teenage girl.
Click on the thumbnails for more photos of Miley and Justin -
Images: Splash News
