Mr. & Mrs. Pratt Run Into Janice Dickinson
May 14, 2009 by The Snarkstress
Filed under Reality Nitwits
This scares me on so many levels. When Janice Dickinson, Heidi Montag and Spencer Pratt are all in the same location, the level of self involvement and vanity in the air is almost unbearable.
First of all, Janice’s shoes look an awful lot like orthopedic loafers. Maybe if her legs weren’t revealing her actual age (sorry honey, no matter how skinny you are or how much plastic surgery you get, age spots and veins give away the truth), the shoes wouldn’t be such a problem, but in this context, she looks like she was up all night working the graveyard shift at the hospital, not like she is/was/thinks she was the World’s First Supermodel.
And now..the Pratts.
You two are so made for each other. I can’t even spend the time being annoyed with your stupid antics anymore because I’m just so grateful that you have paired up and no one else might unwittingly marry either of you. Was blue really the only color available? Are you two always going to match so perfectly? I do hope so, because this is a rather entertaining get up right here. I hope you two stay together and we have fifty more years left of you clinging desperately to you fifteen minutes of fame with more pathetic attempts at recording music, maybe a few tell all books and of course, posed paparazzi encounters such as this.
Image: INF
Did Heidi and Spencer get dressed together? Seriously. Check out the matching blue tops. Gag me.