Not Impressed With Andy Samberg’s GF
October 26, 2009 by The Snarkstress
Filed under Actors, couples
Andy Samberg is definitely at the top of his game right now with his whole hilarious hottie thing goin’ on. I’m not sure how long this romance has been in the works, but he was recently spotted strolling in the West Village with girlfriend musician Joanna Newsom. Maybe I am just expecting too much from this SNL Dick in a Box genius, but is anyone else disappointed in his other half??
Andy can pretty much wear whatever he wants since his whole image is about just being the regular funny guy who just happens to be famous and cute. But I am really not liking the leprechaun look that Joanna is sporting. I would cut her some slack and write off this outfit as one picked by an artist who doesn’t care about mainstream fashion, but the Chanel chain bag and over-the-knee boots definitely don’t allow me to do that. I am soooo hating the nautical striped turtleneck babydoll paired with the reversible green wool blanket/coat. And is that just the worst color of Chanel bag ever? I hope it was on sale.
Image: Bauer Griffin
I think Joanna Newsom looks great. Snarkstress probably still wears Bebe tube tops.
Her Chanel bag…look at the bag under her eyes. And he doesn’t look that interested. I’m crossing my fingers…for a breakup.
Andy is so my boyfriend and he doesn’t know it. Joanna is just my stand in. But Andy…andy andy…that jacket. My goodness. You wear that all the time. Hasn’t someone like Joe Zee (you’ve been in Elle for goodness sakes!) told you that you need to upgrade the sweater look?
And Joanna…I completely agree. She’s uber talented but yeah. Not a good look. She should have gone with leggings instead of jeans and worn ankle boots instead. But, whatever. Our pictures aren’t being taken of me every day either.
/endrant
god damnit! i thought they broke up. i dont usually cuss but this really pisses me off! i was seriously working up a plan on how i was going to get with andy. but no this fucking big eared girl is still in the picture. andy, you sir, desire better! oh day soon he’ll realize this.