‘Not’ So Sexy In The City…
March 11, 2009 by The Snarkstress
Filed under Actresses
I don’t even know where to start. I can’t believe Sarah Jessica Parker, who is supposedly somewhat of a fashion icon tried to pull this off. I don’t care if you are the most beautiful creature on the earth – no one should be allowed to wear this.
Should we start with the shoes?I believe we already covered that this month (Say No to Gladiator Sandals, Please)! I really hope we don’t have to prepare ourselves to see more of these hideous things.
The Gloves. Well, gloves here and there can look classy, but paired with snake skin? There’s only one direction you can take with that one. And the bling bangles? Please, this might even be worse than the gloves. If she were to wear them alone it would have been a little better, but together is just a disaster waiting to happen!
The Dress. Did you swallow a snake and come out the other end? (Friend of mine added that special touch). Seriously though, can we please stay away and never return to animal skins ever again? Like the Zebra, Snake and Leopard? There is no reason for anyone to be wearing those things. To top it off, her lovely neck piece – a boa. Yes…the boa constrictor is wearing a boa.
The kicker… A huge smile on her face. What, you think you look good? Take a picture of me, I’m Carrie Bradshaw.
I actually kinda like it. She looks like crap, but that’s because she was ugly to begin with, hasn’t aged well and doesn’t do brunette well, but I like her outfit.
I think she has aged beautifully, seems like a truly decent human… and I hate the whole outfit