Paging The Rest of Whitney Port’s Dress…
September 13, 2009 by The Snarkstress
Filed under Reality Nitwits
When exactly is Whitney Port going to learn how to step it up on the red carpet? It seems like every time I turn around the girl is wearing a more heinous minidress than the day before. Each event is worse than the last one…with no sign of improvement what so ever.
In this case, we have the same tired farm girl hairdo (seriously girls, we’re over it) and a dress that would be more appropriate if Whitney skeeved around in seedy bar motels and accepted tips on nightstands. Not only is this dress overly revealing but it’s not particularly flattering either. The way the lines and shades fall in her midsection – I could swear that the word “paunch” might be accurate if I didn’t consider the skinny gams and collarbone you are still sporting, sweetie.
Please – stop styling yourself. Or letting whooever put you into this outfit continue doing so. You are such an adorable girl, Whitney – I just want what’s best for you, that’s all.
Image: Newscom
