Paris Hilton: A Tent, a Tool, and a Big Announcement
March 14, 2008 by Liberty Kontranowski
Filed under Accessories, Actresses, Dresses, Fashion Hit, Fashion Miss
So wow, super big night for Paris Hilton. Literally. Let’s recap, shall we:
1. Paris wears a tent to a press conference. Now, I’m actually finding myself in a moment of split personality-dom here. I kind of want to like this dress, but I totally despise how giant the skirt is. Yet I can’t think of a way to slim it down that wouldn’t make it typical Paris Floozy, yanno? So I’m torn. At least her accessories rock.
2. Paris is seen out in public yet again with her Tool of a boyfriend, Benji Madden. Dahlings, plain and simple: this guy makes my flesh crawl. He’s just ick. ‘Nuff said.
3. Paris uses said press conference to announce her…wait for it…own reality show on MTV. Dear Gawd, say it isn’t so. Like, who the f*** is going to spend their precious life’s moments watching another Paris Hilton reality show when they could be, say, trimming their hair with a weedwacker? Seriously.
So there you go. A healthy does of P. Hil for your Friday. You’re welcome.
Now if you’ll excuse me, it’s nearly time for Happy Hour. See you there, loves. *mwah*
LOL. Leave it to Dear Paris to take maxi dresses to the next level and completely ruin it for the rest of us.
BTW, when is she going to have time doing a reality show when she’s supposed to build some halfway-house for LA women prisoners like she promised when she got out of the slammer? *rolleyes*