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Paris Hilton Looks All Classy For Once

July 13, 2009 by The Snarkstress  
Filed under Socialites

It takes a lot of money to go from the Hollywood club scene look to the “I’m innocent” appeal necessary for the courthouse in Miami, Florida. Well, Paris Hilton has enough to cover the necessary expenses, plus she has prior experience with court proceedings, so this should be old hat by now.

Apparently, Miss Hilton didn’t promote the DVD release of her last film ‘Pledge This!’ enough – I’m sorry, but do the producers really think that Paris Hilton would have swayed the audience on this one. Sure, her perfume sells well – but acting….yeah…well…Paris hasn’t exactly shown herself to be a natural on the big screen, now has she (and don’t even try to tell me that’s because she just hasn’t landed in the right role yet).

The $8 million in damages seems excessive, even if Paris Hilton had gone as far as to tell the American public not to purchase the DVD. Indeed, the best thing that comes out of these ridiculous allegations – regardless of whether or not Paris could have pimped the movie even a teeny bit more – is this classic black ensemble that makes me forget all the reasons why her presence usually triggers an eye roll without a second thought.

Image: INF

Image: INF

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