Peaches Geldof Slumming It In Glastonbury
June 30, 2009 by The Snarkstress
Filed under Socialites
Oh, how it amuses me when I see spoiled little socialites like Peaches Geldof shuffling around an The Glastonbury Festival looking like a mess of mascara, safety pins and pudge.
Sweetie, those shorts are not doing you any favors. You don’t appear to be very big at all, but the way they are riding up your bum is making you look like a very trampy flatbottomed housewife. For some reason I can’t explain, you’ve chosen a belt that has made things even more constricted around your waste. Why, Peaches? Those shorts look tight enough already.
Your hat might be cute if you weren’t shlubbing around in the mud, but given the state of your shirt, fastened by a saftey pin (how classy) I’m not holding out much hope that your beret is going to make it out of this trek alive.
Image: Splash News
Image: Splash News
