Princesses Beatrice and Eugenie Are a Royal Mess
May 19, 2008 by Liberty Kontranowski
Filed under Accessories, Dresses, Fashion Miss, Hair
Happy Monday, dahlings!
Well, a little bit of laughter to brighten the start of your week courtesy of Princess Eugenie and Princess Beatrice, seen here attending a wedding over the weekend. Good stuff, eh?
I didn’t know this, but evidently horrific fashion and ridiculous headpieces are staples in the royal wedding attire repertoire. Isn’t that something? Now, what I would die to know is: do these chicks think they look hot? Would some dude at that same wedding be just so completely bitch-slapped by the beauty of these headpieces and dowdy dresses that he would just have to get the girl’s number? This would all be interesting to know, eh? Maybe I need to get my snarky self invited to a royal wedding someday to see how it all works. Hmmm…
Now, no one could dispute the intricacies of Beatrice’s butterfly disaster. It’s whacked-out for sure, but kind of cool in its own right. (Though I would surely contest that it belongs on a human head.)
Eugenie, on the other hand, is not only sporting a wiggy head-topper too, but hers totally looks like the napkin origami you’d find on a cruise ship, no? Seriously, now. If you’re going to wear something freaky on your melon, at least make it a cool freaky, yanno?
So anyhoo, loves, hope these royal messes help make your day a good one. Always good to have a hearty guffaw at someone else’s expense, no? Sure it is.
Image source: Newscom
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The Snarkstress
She could have at least gone for some more original-looking butterflies. Those appear to be paint by number.
With warm thoughts is the heart own way of sending loving thoughts today… Your so beautiful and smart. Thanks
Yes, yes they are!
their dire need to detract attention from their visages, is outweighed by the propriety of not stealing the bride’s thunder. why are there are two of these at every wedding?