Prom Night for Britney Spears?
May 21, 2008 by Liberty Kontranowski
Filed under Accessories, Dresses, Fashion Miss, Hair
Heya, Britney Spears. Where you headed there? To Prom? I only ask because my snarky self had a prom dress freakily similar to this back in the day, except mine was the proper length (as in, short), not this tea-length nightmare. Gah!
Unfortunately, Brit, my shreddings do not end there. The bag: does not match. Even remotely. The hair: stringy and in need of a good wash (or re-weave, whatever the case may be). And do my eyes deceive me, or is that a watch tan line on your left arm? Oy, girlie.
You know, Britney, the majority of us are thrilled that you’re getting your life back together. But, there is something to be said for getting your wardrobe back together, too. Give it a try. You might likey. Heavens knows we all would, right dahlings?
Image used with permission from splashnewsonline.com

















