Right, Kristen Stewart. You’re An Original.
August 10, 2009 by The Snarkstress
Filed under Actresses
Sure, the hair can be blamed on a movie roll. It’s possible you could even use the same excuse to try and justify the extremely pale, washed out skin too.
But nothing can excuse this outfit for the 2009 Teen Choice Awards, Kristen Stewart. Nothing.
Thanks for at least putting on a little lipgloss. Oh and even though your forced little smile is a big improvement over the usual expression of extreme boredom. But I suppose I shouldn’t be surprised that you couldn’t find a dress that didn’t need to be layered with a thick white tank top that is only suitable for hanging out on the couch in boxer shorts.
The skirt looks like it could be pretty painful if you didn’t pay attention to what you were doing while sitting down. And the shoes? Honey, they don’t stand a chance.
But the real cap to all of this? Your posture. Kristen: Stand. Up. Straight.
Image: Newscom
Image: Newscom
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