Ryan Eggold Needs Some Padding and a Razor
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Pardon me for a minute…I just threw up in my mouth a little. Okay, all better. Ryan Eggold showed up at the Pur Jeans Halloween Bash wearing a dress, black converse and black socks. Now I have seen some guys who look pretty damn good in a dress, but unfortunately, this guy is not one of them.
Not only does he need some padding in the area where his hands are placed, but couldn’t he have shaved? Just a little. I mean, come on, if a dude is going to wear a dress for a Halloween party, go all out! Shave, sport some boobage…something! And where did he get that dress from? Did he steal it from a 9 year old?
Props to him for wearing a dress, but barf for the hairy legs. Take a look at this guy’s costume. He got it right. Oh wait, nevermind…my bad.

















