Bad Hair Day in Hollywood = Bad Wig Day!
It used to be that if a star was having a bad hair day, she threw on a hat. Now, she throws on a wig. Or extensions. Or freaky scarves (see Amy Winehouse, below).
Case in point: Lindsay Lohan. The other day, she was looking awesome with her long, straight blond hair. Today, she’s got a matty, nasty brunette thing going on. This sucker is so bad, it had to come from the Dollar Daze clearance bin. Gah! Is she getting shopping tips from Brit or what?
Furthermore, all that high-end shopping LiLo’s been …read more

I Say “No, no, no!”
This is one of those pix that makes my snarky self salivate to the point of near dehydration. Seriously. It’s just packed full of opportunities to shred. God Bless you, Amy Winehouse.
So, yes, she’s blond. For a couple weeks now. And I still hate it. Maybe now more than ever. The first time I saw it was good for a soul-cleansing laugh. But as time wore on and I realized this wretched look is not just for temporary shock value, but is here to stay, I started to become more and more annoyed by it. It’s …read more

Kim Cattrall in Mushroom Top Ready-to-Wear
Now, did Kim Cattrall not head my snarky advice from the other day, or what? I can’t decide what’s worse – her catastrophic look in the other photo, or the fact that she’s wearing some poor garden gnome’s mushroom house on top of her head in this one.
Seriously, does this chick have any sort of a clue when it comes to beachwear?
Damn!
I assume this is supposed to be a hat, and I’m all for covering up on the beach if you’re all into saving your skin and what not, but really. Is a hat this …read more

Not Sexy Nor City
Well now here’s beach attire you don’t see every day – thank Gawd! Kim Cattrall is looking about as far from “Sexy” and “City” as one chick can get. The problem here is that I cannot decide which I hate most:

The super high-waisted Granny briefs
The saggy Girls
The long-ass white coat
The Uggs
The turquoise shades

The worst part? Evidently this pic was taken while Kim was doing a photo shoot, which leads me to wonder what in the hell kind of publication would think this is an attractive suit on this woman? Gah! I’m all for older chicks rocking out …read more

Juno’s Ellen Page (Yes, Again)
Okay, I swear I’m done with this Ellen Page chick for a while, but I promised a pic of her from the Critic’s Choice Awards and since I always make good on my promises (well, most of the time, ahem), here it is.
I love this dress on her. The straight neckline makes for a very sophisticated look on someone who generally dresses quite young. The detailing and cinching at the waist allows for some womanly definition and the peep-toes are a sexy completion to the whole vibe.
I still hate her hair and still recommend a freaking …read more

Juno’s Ellen Page and Allison Janney
Yesterday I blasted Ellen Page for her Menudo-ish disaster of an outfit. Today, I will give her half a stamp of the Snarkstress Seal of Approval. Okay, maybe just a quarter. Why? Because this dress is, um, okay, but I do like that she’s actually dressed up. Note, though, that “dressed up” usually includes accessories, but that doesn’t seem to be the case here. Man, even a young-looking drop-earring would punch this up a bit. Or a sweet necklace. Something.
And the hair! Sheesh, who is doing her coiffing for her? Her bff? My advice: get …read more

Drew Barrymore

Diane Kruger

Jennifer Connelly
It’s no secret how my pal Dexie over at Style It Less feels about leggings. But moi, I kept my options open, wavering between “This look is godawful” and “Meh, I suppose I can deal”. But now that I am repeatedly accosted with photos of perfectly good cocktail dresses becoming ruined by an unfortunate pairing with leggings, I have to weigh in and say “This look has gotsta go!”
Here’s why:

Anything that cuts off the line of your stems is a bad, bad thing. This includes gladiator sandals, squared-off toe boxes, severe ankle straps, etc.
Leggings are a …read more

Headed for a Fashion *uck-Up!
It’s not often I have something nasty to say about David Beckham, but when I saw this pic, I paused…and not just to wipe the drool from my snarky lips.
No, I paused in this instance because I am having a hard time figuring out just what in the hell is on Becks’s head. Looks partially like an adult diaper, partially like a baby’s sweater. Hey, wait! Maybe it is a baby’s sweater. Maybe this is their way of announcing Posh’s impending bump?!? Man, wouldja get a load of my diagnostic skillz? CSI, here I come!
So …read more

Busted! (With Bad Clothes On!)
Who cares about rumors of infidelity, what Eva Longoria really ought to be concerned with is her fashion indiscretions.
Seriously, dahlings, just WTF is up with the pleated shorts? Last I knew “Dockers” was not a brand name synonymous with high-style celeb fashion. And the jacket, while cute in that C-3PO-ish sort of way, looks totally out of place with those crazy-horrid short pants of hers.
And yes, yes, yes, I realize that large handbags are still in (although I silently pray for their slow death to come to a head right quick here), the fact …read more

Britney Doing the Wig Gig
Who knew I’d be able to make this Wig Week here at Snarkstress? Sheesh, between Paris and now Brit-Brit, I’ve got enough Shredder Fodder to last for days.
I do have to snicker (all right, guffaw), because don’t you find it hilarious that Britney has taken to wearing wigs at the same time she’s wigging out in real life? Ah, how I love irony, my dahlings. (This shot, incidentally, was taken the same day she turned herself in for that whole hit-and-run brouhaha. Which leads me to my next point – if she has a suspended license, …read more